A Wife🙎 is like a TV📺
A Girlfriend💃 is like a MOBILE📱
At home u watch TV📺, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE📱
Sometimes u enjoy TV📺, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE📱
TV📺 is free for life, but for the MOBILE📱, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV📺 is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE📱 is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
U can have only one TV📺 and be comfortable
but mobile📱 can be packed like in one pocket and they will still be comfortable
We only change our TV📺 only if spoilt(dead)
but we like a newer and a finer mobile📱 unless we don't see or hear about them
Operational costs for TV📺 is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE📱 it is often high and demanding.
TV📺 has a remote, MOBILE📱 doesn't
Most importantly, MOBILE📱 is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
but with the TV📺 you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
Last but not least! TVs📺 don't have viruses👹👺, but Mobiles'📱 often do so let's love our TVs📺 and forget about the mobiles....📱
Tell every man close to you 😏😏