Two Women chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I went home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I went home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.