Give Me Liberty.... An elderly man is in the intensive care unit of a hospital. The doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" The man replies, "I've been thinking about the liberty of America?" The doctor: "And from that you have the many serious injuries?" The man replied, "Years ago I did the Reagan-Test. I stood in front of the entrance of the White House and shouted, 'To hell with Reagan!' And all those who stood around me grinned. This morning I did the Trump-Test ... "
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