Question: What do men hate to hear when they have sex?
Answer: Honey! I am back, are you at home?

My relation to the theory of relativity is theoretical.

Explaining the meaning of "nuance":

Turn back and bend.
ok, what next?
now, I have the dick in the ass, and you have the dick in the ass, but there is one nuance.

Women are capable to do anything and men - everything else!

Question: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
Answer: All

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