Question to a gambler: What would you do if you win million dollars?
Answer: I will pay my debts
Question: And what about the rest?
Answer: The rest will wait until I pay them too

Question: Doctor, will I die?
Answer: No, not this week

Explaining the meaning of "nuance":

Turn back and bend.
ok, what next?
now, I have the dick in the ass, and you have the dick in the ass, but there is one nuance.

Chuck Norris never had a mother. He only had an aunt
How is that?
Come on!, who would dear to Fu^k his mother?

Question: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
Answer: All

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