Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli :
Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho??
Boy: Tum kyu puch rahi ho??
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti
Boy: Aap cigarette peeti ho??
Girl: Nahi
Boy: To kya woh car aapki hai
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai