Hello Steemiants!!!,
how are you?
I have been here for a while and not been an activist person.
so I thought to my self, why not start a fresh start?!?!?!?
why not?!?!?!?
why not?!?!?!
HAHA LOL
so to make a fresh start, here is a few jokes that I found funny for me, hope you as well.
First one:
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Second:
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
Third:
Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
Patient: “Does sex count?”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Patient: “Then no.”
hope you enjoyed it.