This one is true and happened to me a while ago; the man in the next room really did die and was carried away never to be seen again while all the girls cried for him as he was carried past; as to the donkey, it's probably true somewhere...
The cash hero lives in a Kasbah full of gold and drinks lots of coffee and today we have this: “one missile,” says the news, “that missed by a mile and blew up a donkey that was grazing all by itself,” and it made me wonder what did god have against that donkey?
I mean, what could a donkey possibly do to make god so mad? There could be any number of reasons why you might blow up someone with lots of money, but why the donkey?
God works in mysterious ways but you have to wonder sometimes.
And now that that piece of news has been delivered by your intrepid reporter having coffee in his usual place we will move on to other things.
An old man of 75 in the next room to me at the hotel was taken away today in an ambulance never to return. Six policemen bagged up his stuff.
The hotel owner fumigated the room and burnt all the furniture and carpets but the smell remains.
Time to move I think...next stop Istanbul.
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