"Song of the Thief"
If I steal my neighbour's chick
they'll shout aloud my name.
If I pinch my wife's pin
they'll pin my name on doors.
If I steal a whole bank
they'll tell the tale
with name withheld.
If I pocket the nation's purse
they'll tell the tale
with name withheld.
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