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She yawned carelessly with her eyes closed in the bus popularly known as " Danfo" she hit the woman who sat next to her in a struggle to cover her widely opened mouth"sister no vex" she apologized immediately. Caro as she was fondly called sneezed immediately ,she was too carried away to cover her mouth"sister no vex" she apologized once more. The lady was angry as all the mucus splashed on her face"madam wetin be dis now, everything u dey do na no vex you dey talk...abeg no kill me for this bus o ,may be if you kill me na my dead body you go beg make e no vex"she warned angrily! The bus was filled up and ready to go.."yes your money there for front, abeg no change o" the conductor announced. Caro brought out a thousand naira note and gave it to the angry conductor who shouted at her" sebi I don talk say change no dey, u dey sleep when I dey talk mtchew"he said. "No vex" she pleaded. The conductor who was putting on a black vest revealing his overgrown hair in the armpit turned to the back sit to collect his money stretched his arm thereby resting the armpit hair on the young lady who sat close to the door..the odour from the armpit filled her nose, she reacted immediately "what is it now, do you want to kill me?" " I no carry knife" replied the conductor. "Yes your money there...." The bus was plying the Idi-araba route..."ibidun owa o" the young lady who sat close to Caro announced! She alighted from the bus . The conductor called their various locations at which each passenger would alight, Caro at this point was still asleep..." Mabo " the conductor called but there was no response....when she finally woke up the bus had reached LUTH gate whereas Mabo was her last bus stop... " no vex" she pleaded " I dey go Mabo.."😳😳!"Ni bo"😡the conductor replied!!... To be continued