Hot tips for Crypto Trading

Check reddit and facebook posts for anything that says "moooooooooon".
Check coinmarketcap.com and blockfolio every 2-3 minutes
Panic sell if price doesnt moooooon within 3 to 4 hours of purchase
Tell everyone youre a "crypto day trader"
Look for coins under 0.00001 , they will easily do x1000
Misspell hold on purpose
Buy in the rises, sell the dips
Make a new post everyday asking when ripple will "take off"
Draw lines on a chart and pretend to know what youre doing
Start a youtube channel after 3 weeks of trading to share your expertise
Go all in on an ICO. Nothing says sound investment like a business that may or may not exist