How do you say "all this mess" in French?

One of the great thing I have experienced here on the Steemit-platform is the reception of my comic Phill from GCHQ. And the most pleasant surprise was when Hive account@shortcut asked if he could translate it to German, and Hive account@vcelier short time after asked if he could do the same with a French translation.

As a bonus I have also learned a bit of both languages when looking through the pages (and as I am doing an upgrade of the website so the translated pages can be right nows I have had plenty of opportunity).

And this is where I noticed that: All this mess translates to, or at least can be translated to: Tout le bordel in French. The word Bordel means a whorehouse in Danish, but I had to check before I believed it.

I can't say that I am all too surprised that the fabulous French language has such a wonderful methaphor, but I still really love that when you say: All this mess in English (and in Danish), the French can say: The whole Whorehouse :)