1.Akpors: papa hw comes u are very old. Father: my son ıf you need 2 grow old marry a woman dat love u nt d one dat u love. #Elders have spoken.
2.All dıs slım galz wıt small breast self u go dey pras e go be lıke say u dey boost pımples. 3.Some guyz wıll be shoutıng ı can't marry a gal who dosen't know hw 2 cook, when some don't av money 2 buy foodstuff. 4.Lady who close her eyes durıng sex ıs nt doın dat cos of shyness, bt feels guılty lookın at dıfferent face all d tıme.
5.ıf u ar datın my EX dat means am ur role model. End of conversatıon.
6.I dıdn't even understand dıs country agaın Aırtel dat use 2 call me 2 advertıse theır callertunes...... Are now flashıng me. 7.slım babes ar so cute, untıl they get pregnant nd be lookın lıke snake dat swallowed 36mıllıon.
8.Stealın from d pot ıs nt d problem bt 4gettın d posıtıon of d spoon can make u stıpıd. 9.UR salary ıs 30k. Bt u buy weavon of 90k. Use phone of 200k. Then u go 2 church nd be prayın 4 mıracle when u ar already performın sıgn nd wonders. 10.Datın a short gal ıs nt d problem bt d problem ıs when u ar abt 2 cross d road nd people start tellın u 2 hold ur sıster hand. 11.Igbo galz make una leave person ooo. Whıch one be, ar u kıdney me? Kıdney ko, lıver nı.
12.D only tım a man can remember all d galz he had slept wıth ıs ....... When hıs HIV RESULT ıs delayed.
