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Versi Indonesia:
CUNDA, LHOKSEUMAWE,
DI HEBOHKAN PERISTIWA "DARAH GAUN PENGANTIN"
Kejadian ini terjadi menjelang Ramadhan di salah satu Nagari di KOTA YG TERKENAL SEBAGAI KOTA GAS ini, ketika semua orang sibuk dgn kegiatan masing-masing.
Seorang gadis yg merupakan anak tunggal dari pengusaha kaya di Pdg Panjang, satu-satunya pewaris tunggal dari semua kekayaan Bapak Nya.
Gadis ini diam-diam mencintai seorang Lelaki yg bekerja sebagai buruh pabrik di perusahaan Bapak nya.
Begitu juga Lelaki itu sangat mencintai sang gadis yg notabene adalah anak dari sang bos tempat nya bekerja.
Lama-kelamaan sang Bapak pun mengetahui hubungan Asmara antara putri semata wayang nya dgn salah satu buruh di perusahaan nya itu.
Jelas saja sang Bapak tak merestui hubungan ini.
Perbedaan faktor ekonomilah yg menjadi sebab-musababnya.
Dengan Alasan tidak Se level lah', Tidak Sepadan,Sang Gadis Calon Dokter,Anak Pengusaha,
Sementara' Yg lelaki nya Buruh tidak tamat Sekolah,anak orang Susah...
Namun Ini lah Cinta bak Romie dan Juliet..
Sudah beberapa kali putrinya meminta dan memohon agar merestui hubungan cinta mereka.
Tetapi sang Bapak tetap bersikukuh dgn keputusannya, hingga Bapak mengancam akan memecat Lelaki dari pekerjaannya,
bila Lelaki itu tak juga memutuskan hubungan asmara dgn putrinya.
Namun, keputusan sang Bapak tak memudarkan cinta mereka.
Mereka tetap bersikeras melanjutkan hubungan mereka ke jenjang yg lebih serius.
Bahkan mereka berencana Kawin lari
Akhirnya sang gadis itu pun pergi meninggalkan rumah bersama Lelaki itu Walau sang gadis tahu kehidupannya akan Sengsara, namun itu tak menghalangi niatnya utk minggat dari rumah.
Karna apapun keputusan ayah nya,tidak ia pedulikan Cinta itu buta telah membawa nya Ke Bahtera yg bergelora..
Bapak nya kebingungan mencari di mana keberadaan putrinya itu, hingga dia menyadari apa yg telah dilakukannya selama ini telah melukai hati putrinya.
Dia pun segera menulis permintaan maafnya di beberapa media surat kabar lokal Sumbar
"ANAKKU SAYANG, MAAFKAN AYAH, NAK. AYAH TAHU CINTA KALIAN TAK DAPAT DIPISAHKAN. PULANGLAH, NAK, ... AYAH MERESTUI KALIAN”
Hingga akhirnya isi permintaan maaf itu terbaca oleh sang gadis dan dia pun segera pulang menemui ayah nya ditemani Lelaki tersebut.
Tentunya kedatangan mereka
disambut dgn tangan terbuka oleh keluarga sang gadis.
Sampai dengan Upacara yg meriah...
Hari berganti hari persiapan pernikahan mereka hampir rampung semua. Hari-hari ini sang calon pengantin tengah berada di sebuah boutique utk fitting (mengepas, menepatkan ukuran) baju pengantin mereka.
Ketika sang gadis tengah asyik mencoba gaun pengantinnya, sang Lelaki kekasih nya berpamit utk membeli minuman di sebuah toko yg terletak di seberang boutique.
Ketika Lelaki ini menyebrang, tanpa diduga sebuah truk berkecepatan tinggi menabraknya, hingga pemuda itu terpental jauh hingga beberapa meter.
Sang gadis yg melihat kejadian itu segera berlari ke arah pemuda. Namun, naas pemuda itu langsung meninggal di tempat.
Darah pemuda itu terus mengalir di gaun putih pengantin sang gadis, hingga akhirnya sang gadis tak sadarkan diri.
Besoknya, jenazah lelaki kekasih nya baru dikebumikan.
Hingga malamnya setelah pemakaman lelaki kekasih nya usai,
ibu sang gadis bermimpi didatangi seorang nenek tua yg menyuruh utk segera membersihkan noda darah sang pemuda di gaun putih pengantin sang gadis.
Namun sang ibu malah mengabaikannya.
Hingga malam kedua setelah pemakaman, giliran sang Bapak yg bermimpi didatangi nenek tua utk membersihkan noda darah itu.
Karena merasa ada keganjilan, akhirnya mereka pun mencoba menghilangkan noda darah itu.
Namun, hingga hari keenam, darah itu tak juga menghilang dari gaun putih pengantin
sang gadis walau segala usaha telah dilakukan.
Malamnya sang gadis ini pun bermimpi didatangi sang nenek tua.
Lalu, nenek tua itu mengancam akan membunuh sang gadis bila sampai hari ketujuh noda darah itu tak juga menghilang.
Sampailah hari ketujuh setelah pemakaman Lelaki Malang kekasih nya itu.
Malam itu tak seperti biasanya rumah sang gadis mendadak sepi.
Tiba-tiba ada yg menggedor-gedor pintu utama dgn kerasnya.
Dengan segenap keberaniannya, gadis itu mencoba membuka pintu utama.
Namun, apa yang terjadi, dilihatnya seorang nenek yg datang dalam mimpinya semalam ada di hadapannya sekarang, hingga gadis itu terjatuh lunglai tak berdaya.
"SIAPA KAMU? MAU APA KE SINI?” tanya sang gadis ketakutan.
Bukannya menjawab pertanyaan sang gadis, nenek itu malah semakin mendekati gadis itu.
"NENEK HANYA INGIN MEMBERIKAN INI, NAK ...,” jawab sang nenek melemparkan sebuah bungkusan ke arah sang gadis.
“INI APA ..?” tanya sang gadis masih ketakutan dan gemetaran.
Dengan suara lirih nenek itu menjawab :
"tu RINSO anti noda ... Untuk membersihkan noda yang paling bandel..."
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Versi ENGLISH:
CUNDA, LHOKSEUMAWE,
IN THE HELL OF THE EVENT "BLOOD GAUN PENGANTIN"
This incident occurred before Ramadan in one of the Country in the FAMOUS YG CITY AS GAS CITY, when everyone is busy with their respective activities.
A girl who is the only child of a wealthy businessman in Padang Panjang, the sole beneficiary of all His Father's wealth.
This girl secretly loves a man who works as a factory worker in his father's company.
Likewise Lelaki is very loving the girl who in fact is the child of the boss where his work.
Over time the father also knows the relationship between Asmara daughter alone with one of the workers in his company.
Obviously the father did not approve of this relationship.
Economic differences are the cause.
Reason is not Se level is', Not Equal, The Doctor Candidate Girl, Child Entrepreneur,
While 'The man of his Labor is not graduated School, the son of the hard ...
But It's Love like Romie and Juliet ..
Already several times his daughter asked and begged for blessing their love affair.
But the Bapak remained adamant about his decision, until you threatened to sack Lelaki from his job,
If he did not also break the affair with his daughter.
However, the decision of the father did not diminish their love.
They continue to insist on continuing their relationship to a more serious level.
They even plan to elope
Finally the girl left the house with the man Although the girl knows her life will be the Passion, but that does not prevent her intention to run away from home.
For whatever his father's decision, he does not care about that blind love has brought his.
Her father was puzzled to find where her daughter was, until she realized what she had done so far had hurt her daughter.
He immediately wrote his apology in several local newspaper media in West Sumatra
"MY CHILDREN, FUCKY DAD, NAK FATHER KNOW LOVE YOU CAN NOT BE SEPARATE, GO HOME, NAK, ... FATHER GENUINE YOU"
Until finally the contents of the apology was read by the girl and he was immediately home to see his father accompanied the man.
Surely their arrival
Greeted with open arms by the girl's family.
Up to the Festive Ceremony ...
The day of their wedding preparations almost finished all. These days the prospective bride is in a boutique for fitting (dressing, sizing) their wedding dress.
When the girl was engrossed in her wedding dress, the man laid her down to buy a drink at a shop opposite the boutique.
When this man crossed, unexpectedly a high-speed truck crashed into him, until the young man bounced away up to several meters.
The girl who saw the incident immediately ran towards the youth. However, the boy's ill-fated died instantly on the spot.
The young man's blood continued to flow in the girl's white wedding dress, until finally the girl was unconscious.
The next day, the body of his beloved lover was buried.
Until the evening after his beloved man's funeral was over,
The mother of the dreaming girl was visited by an elderly grandmother who told to immediately clean the blood stains of the young man in the girl's white wedding dress.
But the mother even ignore it.
Until the second night after the funeral, it was the father's turn to dream of the old woman to clean the blood stain.
Because they feel there is anomalies, they finally try to remove the blood stain.
However, until the sixth day, the blood did not disappear from the white dress of the bride
The girl despite all efforts have been made.
That night the girl was dreaming to be visited by the old grandmother.
Then, the old woman threatened to kill the girl if until the seventh day the blood stain did not disappear.
Then came the seventh day after the funeral of his man.
The night was not as usual as the girl's house suddenly lonely.
Suddenly someone banged on the main door hard.
With all her courage, the girl tried to open the main door.
However, what happened, she saw a grandmother who had come in her dream last night before her now, until she fell limp and helpless.
"WHO ARE YOU WANTING HERE?" The girl asked scared.
Instead of answering her question, she gets closer to her.
"GIRLS JUST WANT TO GIVE THIS, NAK ...," replied the grandmother throwing a bundle at the girl.
"THIS WHAT ..?" Asked the girl still scared and trembling.
In a quiet voice the grandmother replied:
"That RINSO anti-stain ... To clean the most stubborn stains ..."
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