Licenses and certificates, there is licenses and certificates for everything TV licenses, Driving, Street Performing, hygiene certificates, NVQs, market trading, what will it be like in the future? Have you got a license for that lighter? Do you have a scissor safety certificate? This Washing machine NVQ is only a level 1 and only permits you to wash at up to 60 degrees YOUR MACHINE IS SET AT NINETY.
When we go to the shop to buy cigarettes we are no longer allowed to see the cigarettes until we ask for them! What’s the next step, they will be meeting you outside and slyly passing you the cigarettes hidden in a handshake, like your buying crystal meth or something while talking in street code which they have a level three NVQ for.
They claim they do this to protect us and look after us and if you believe then you might as well believe in the FUCKING Easter bunny. Its jobs for the boys.
Take cannabis, they break down peoples doors burst into people’s houses, trash the place lock people up for what? To protect them from the munchies and the giggles. The media of course present the arrests like the police have saved the area from a new Pablo Escobar, a chav cannabis dealer with £1000
Street value of cannabis on him and £250 cash has been locked up for two years, meanwhile in other news MPs, Corporations, Bankers and aristocratic gangsters continue doing whatever the fuck they want.
People say that cannabis is a dangerous drug that fucks up your head, stay safe and drink alcohol because that doesn’t fuck up your head does it? Have you ever attempted to have a conversation with a piss head? It’s like talking to a fucking parrot; they just repeat profanities about football, gibberish, bashing someone’s head in. While we weed smokers are busy thinking and talking about quantum physics, political ideologies, religion, art and philosophy, mental bastards. The only thing dangerous about cannabis is getting fucking caught with it.
Alcohol fucks your head up so much just trying to say hello on the phone the next day becomes a challenge, we end up sounding like Gollum on solvents.
Your head feels like you done a few rounds with Cain Velasquez and people voices sound like police sirens, especially women’s voices.
