- The art of not giving a flying monkey.
Your boss insulted you in front of your whole team, your parents embarrassed you in front of Sharmaji, your friends ditched you and went out without informing, your girlfriend didn’t keep you informed about the decision she just took, your neighbour pissed you off with some random ranting and your professor just gave you an F inspite of giving your best.
Sounds like the whole world is crumbling down and your ego is taking a hit ,isn’t it ? Well, will any of this matter in the next few years ? Man, is it even gonna matter in the next few months ?
Hell No ! So why bother ? Screw it all and don’t give a flying monkey. You’ll be at peace.
- The art of dealing with shit.
Your life isn’t beautiful, let’s accept it. You’re gonna meet some really big assholes and that’ll squeeze the peace out of you. You can either keep cursing your fate for making you end up with these insane creatures or you can start thinking smart and start dealing with them like a boss. The choice is yours. It’s tough, but ain’t impossible.
- The art of keeping your wallet full.
You’re in your twenties, you’re gonna get the taste of your independent life, you don’t have to wait for your pocket money anymore and you really don’t have to bank upon anyone to take decisions for you. Damn, this is heaven. You can go around making your money fly, bring in luxurious stuff , get high anytime you want, party and the whole world is yours. Or, you can make use of your little brain and act wise at this point. Few years down the lane, the money you invest wisely or save at this point will come to your rescue in God knows what ways.
- The art of gathering your balls and taking decisions.
Not as easy as it sounds, decision making can be a nightmare sometimes. These little decisions can be that plot twist you’ll talk about in the next 20 years. Make sure you learn the art of making decisions without getting influenced by the outer world. Ask her out, quit that job, speak up to your boss, pursue your hobby, travel around, talk to strangers, forgive some people, apologize to others and make sure you don’t leave any stones unturned. You’ll only regret the things you didn’t do, so why wait ?
Shoo.. go on. It’s your twenties. Time to create a dent in the universe.