What is a Penis Puppet?
Exclusively for your penis. Now, even guys who are ‘too cool’ or bashful to dress up for the holiday will be able to celebrate in style and do their own trick or treatiing with their penis. Our hand-made Penis Puppets are made with size in mind. Standard fits most sized penises while we offer an XL version for much larger penises. Each puppet is flexible to fit! We offer several styles – a watermelon, shark, snake, elephant and vampire
Plenty of guys look forward to whipping up a genius costume on Halloween, but have you ever wished your penis could get in on the fun? No? Well, this company has you covered anyway.
CamSoda, an adult webcam site, has rolled out a line of "penis puppets," or knit costumes that fit over your penis. If you've ever wanted your penis to look like a snake, elephant, shark, or a monster called "Count Dickula," well, you're in luck. The penis puppets are available for $19.99 each, can fit dicks of all sizes, and according to a spokesperson, they will ship and arrive before Halloween.
They may look and sound absurd, but the CamSoda spokesperson assured us they're not a hoax. They're real—and the number sold was "in the hundreds" as 24 hours past.
