1. You're ugly
2. You're overweight
3. You think an ideal first date is Mcdonalds
4. You like to cuss every 5 seconds around your crush
5. You talk about your love of porn and jacking off to your crush
6. You don't even remember the last time you have showered
7. You're a dude who doesn't have a job and just jacks off all day
8. You talk like a serial killer
9. You are a serial killer
10. Your room looks like it was trashed by ogres
11. You're socially retarded
12. You turn into a statue among looking at your crush in the eyes
13. You never comb your hair
14. You never brush your teeth
15. You don't give a shit about clothes selection
16. No money
17. You have teletubbies underwear
18. You prefer to rant on forums about how you're undateable then actually doing anything about it
19. You only give 1 worded responses
20. Your kitchen looks like it was raided by ogres
21. You're a Brony and Proud
22. You chew with your mouth open
23. You fart really loudly on first dates
24. You burp really loudly on first dates
25. You ask the woman do you fuck after first dates.
26. You try the let woman approach me first method.
27. Your name is Bertha
28. Your name is Bob
29. You come off as a pedo
30. You are a pedo
31. Your favorite compliment is tits or gtfo
32. You like to discuss toilet jokes with your date
33. You're negative all the time
34. Your clothes looks like they werne't washed AT ALL.
35. You're cocky. You think you're all that.
36. You're impulsive and don't think twice about what you say.
37. Talk about your love of doing drugs all the time
38. You come off as autistic
39. Because your standards are way too high
40. Too busy to date
41. You're homeless
42. Your name is Alvorek
43. You're a 3/10 only going for the 9s or 10s.
44. There's just simply no where to meet people
45. You suck at Tinder
46. You suck at OkCupid or Plenty of Fish
47. You think an MMORPG is the best way to meet people
48. You look like you're pissed off all the time.
49. You never smile
50. You have no sense of humor
51. And finally. You play Club Penguin.