After deleting Tinder time and time again, I decided to once again create an account and somehow got 15 matches in 1 day. All of my previous attempts at talking to my matches on Tinder ended up with them ghosting me because i'm the worst conversationalist on planet Earth. So I decided to try a different tactic; I asked every single match what their favorite pokemon was as an opening line. What the hell? Might as well try to find a girl who likes Pokemon, maybe then we would have something to talk about.
One girl surprisingly replied back saying she likes Luxray. We talked about the new Pokemon X and Y games. We also talked about other video games as well such as Super Smash Bros, Zelda etc... I swear, we had the nerdiest conversation in Tinder history. Everyone on Tinder is using dirty cheesy pickup lines for conversation, we were talking about Pokemon. I was thinking the whole time, yes i'm finally going to win a girl over. After a day, I asked for her number and she said yes. It was the first time in history iv'e ever asked for a girls number. (P.S. I know that's pretty sad)
So the next day, we texted back and forth for a bit and then I asked her what her favorite music was. She said folk. I told her my favorite music is epic battle music, I even have a youtube channel. She never replied back.
So you're telling me, we were talking about pokemon and video games on Tinder and she ghosted me all because I said I like epic battle music? -.-
Women are weird man...
ONLY I could blow it with a girl who was a sure thing. That's not an accomplishment you wave around. Me talking to women is like my grandma playing video games. We both suck and have no idea what we're doing.
At least I have my Sims 3 girlfriend. The greatest thing about the sims is you can create the hottest girl and make her your girlfriend in 5 minutes. LOL if only it was that way in real life.
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