If you have children, like most parents you are severely biased in thinking your kid is THE coolest little person ever created. In my case it is a well known fact that my son is fucking awesome. At two years old he is bilingual, knows all the words to twinkle twinkle little star, and knows that he wants to be Superman as a career when he is older.
At 9 months I got my son an F-1 Ferrari, and immediately he put it to good use. This is kind of how it went down, but without the creepiness because well he is a baby after all. What other kid do you know who drives a Ferrari at 1 and then immediately upgrades to a Lambo when he is 2?
This guy!