Or will it not? Before you pass any judgments, this is still an ongoing experiment. This is neither black magic nor some love potion (though it's a subject which I'm also into). Please continue reading for the whole story:-
Friend zone is a very complicated situation where no one wants to be in- especially for guys. Cutting to the chase, I have a close friend who can't seem to land himself some girls because girls think that he's just way too nice. He is a REALLY nice guy (not creepy) but for some reasons, most girls nowadays like bad-boy type of guys?
Let's call this guy Ned (fake name for obvious reasons). His workplace has almost 90% girls. Many of which he adores and wanted to have some romantic relationship with. He's very popular among the girls but just aren't getting any action. During one of our rare meetups, he talked about how one of the girls told him that he was being "friend zoned". Frustrated, he thought of leaving that work place in search for greener pastures. It was then when I remembered the TV commercial about the Axe deodorant- Of course that is a total BS. But what about concentrated pheromones?
The solution?
Upon further research that night, I decided to give this thing a try. I told Ned about it and he was excited to give it a go. So, I ordered this magical concoction from an online store that's supposed to be able to get you some action with the girls. It would be awesome if this can get Ned out of the friend zone and get laid or something. Received it after a week and passed it to Ned for our experiment.
Lion with arms crossed like a boss
The experiment
In the morning before going to work, Ned will spray this concoction on both his wrists, then smear them on his neck as advised in the little instructions pamphlet. The pheromone should last for the entire day it says. Ned will then go about his usual daily routine and observe if there are any changes in the behaviors of his female colleagues.
Results
It has just been a day and we have very positive results. According to Ned, these were his observations:
- Most girls start to notice him
- Girls start to initiate conversations
- Some girls become more physical when talking with him (touching)
Overall, he was extremely happy with the initial results. I suspect that it may be due to the placebo effects that this potion had on him that boosted his confidence and self image. Of course it's too early to tell but the experiment must go on. I have reminded Ned to be his usual self and not to rush into things. His main goal is to either go on a date or get laid from the girl that friend zoned him.
Conclusion
It's still not proven yet that pheromones actually work. I believe there are still no "real" scientific proof about these stuffs being effective but if it worked for Ned, we will finally be a step closer in knowing how to eliminate friend zone. More experiments need to be conducted so, I will report back once we have gathered more data!
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