What do you call a Musician without a Girlfriend? Homeless ( Works for Surfer's too)
If you come across a Runover Snake and a Runover Trumpetplayer in the Road, What is the Difference? Snake was probably on his way to a Gig!
If at a Gig for a Biker Gang and a really Hot Chick comes onto you. Make sure it is not the Leaders " Lady"
When you have run out of Gas , and someone gives you a lift to a filling Station , you get back , see your car is jacked up with a fellow removing your wheels, you complain and he offers to share the Wheels with you! What do you say.
When a really Pretty Girl comes up to you at a Party , asks if she can hang around with you, as there is a drunk giving her a hard time. You Dance with her,( thanking your Lucky Stars). Next thing the Drunk ( read Fiance) and all his mates are around you! What do you do?
When you get into an altercation at a Roadhouse , with a Guy in a Panelvan , get out and punch him to the ground , and another 5 Guys hop out the back of the Van. What is your next move?
When your Wife's much loved Miniature Dobermann rushes out your Back Door straight into the Mouth of your Waiting Rottweiler. What would you do next ? ( could involve which you are the most scared of!)