Thanks Mother Nature for giving me fatigue, headaches, cravings for gummybears and cheese and basically becoming a Kimono wearing blob for a few days.....
So Here Is My Response:
Oh Uterus of mine, I wish you'd step in line
Thanks for making me bloated and emotional and too tired to do much of anything
Oh Ovaries of mine, you make me cry on B Grade movies
also on reading Inspirational quotes like "Dance like nobody is watching" because I realize nobody is :(
So Next month I'd appreciate you take it a bit easier on me and make me feel inspired to wear something besides baggy sweatpants and a T-shirt with Ice Cream stains on it because I had to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's
FIN
Phew, now that I got that off my chest I feel a bit better and hope anyone else who thinks "Auntie Flo" and her predecessor "Auntie P" pretty much suck can appreciate this. Please don't tell me that eating an Avocado and aligning my Chakras is gonna help ;)
xoxo,
b.a.