One find day a Narwhal was feeling a bit down, a bit blue and pessimistic about the quality of the waters she was swimming in....she was a "blah" Narwhal. It felt like nobody appreciated her Unicorn of the Sea title and floating all alone was getting very tiring as it felt the weight of the Steemian Ocean was on her horn. :(
...narwhal.net is great for the Narwal Appreciation Society for Aquatic Excellence
Then one day she heard a beautiful sound, it was if Angels were trumpeting to her so she held up her head proudly with her Narwhal horn shining again and beheld the ! The Whale was Majestic and didn't wear Axe body spray and was a tightwad like the other whales, sharks, seahorses, cuttlefish, pufferfish, stingrays......NO! This Whale was damn well the coolest creature to cross her path in a long time and made other marine life look like two bit used car salesmen. Even a big ass Kracken swam up from the murky depths to say hi to this specimen of Aquatic Excellence. * For further information on Narwal Appreciation Society for Aquatic Excellence please join me in https://discordapp.com/invite/sqxV63P
My LATEST, HOTTEST SELFIE with some of my friends:
gave all the sea creatures delicious nom noms and everyone lived happily ever after.
The End.
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xoxo,
b.a.