It always looks like that you are bored.
Looks like?Do we go on vacation together?
Ok, but in two different places.Come out tonight, it's Saturday.
I have to wash the dog that I don’t have.Do we meet for an aperitif before dinner?
Sorry, I quit drinking.If you go keep be like that you'll just be alone.
That’s my goal stupid thinking ameba.What do you do New Year's Eve?
I am Chinese.(SMS) Why don’t you ever answer the phone?
They stole it.Hello, do you need anything or just looking?
I need you to call me Sir.Can I hug you?
If you want you can hold this golden poison arrow frog.How do I look for you on Facebook?
John Doe.
Do not be the asocial one.
Shoot yourself.I invited a couple of friends to dinner.
Did you tell them I contracted the Ebola?Can I talk to you? I need someone.
What don’t you put your head in a pillow and scream until you permanently injure your throat?Can you give me your phone number?
I'm trying to avoid to get a brain tumor, so I don't have one.I'll add you to the WhatsApp group.
I’ll add you to the list of people to kneecap.Come on come, I can guarantee you that you gonna have fun.
I even got bored at the Rio Carnival.Could you give me a lift back home?
Ever heard of serial killer?Do you want me to introduce you to a friend of mine?
Only if you call it a sofa.You will never find someone willing to be with you with this attitude.
My cat and I are very happy.Hello how are you? It's been a while since we talked last time. Listen, I was thinking of arranging a pizza with the old classmates, you coming?
Maybe nobody told you but two years ago I died, I'm sorry.
