This is the famous Murphy’s Law discovered by Arthur Bloch. Over the years, this law has been dealt with in various human sciences but has never been involved in oral sex. Or at least I didn’t know. As it seems to me, there is a serious gap, so I decided to extend the world on which Murphy's law was applied, including fellatio.
If a fellatio can go wrong, it will.
- JOHN'S LAW
To get a fellatio you have to try not to need it.
- JONES'S LAW
The one who smiles while receiving a fellatio decided not to warn before cuming.
- RUSSELL POSTULATE
The woman’s desire to have sex is directly proportional to your desire not to do so, but to receive only a fellatio.
- COLE STOCASTICS
If at a party there is a woman who doesn’t like doing fellatio, she will be the one to which you will offer a drink.
- MASLOW AXIOM
In a girl, the fellatio skill multiplied by her fidelity is equal to a constant.
- THE LAW OF PAN
The violence of the teeth friction on the glans is inversely proportional to the expectation that the event will occur.
- BENN PRINCIPLE
The number of fellatio you will receive in the first month of relation will be the highest of the entire relationship.
- COROLLARY TO BENN PRINCIPLE
- If she doesn’t suck it the first time, she will never do it.
- The love to practice fellatio is a skill acquired only by repeating the act.
- Some things a girl either learns during adolescence or does not learn anymore.
- FIRST SKINNER REINFORCEMENT LAW
Unrequited generosity becomes resentment.
- COROLLARY AT THE FIRST SKINNER LAW
Nothing is free.
- GOOD PRACTICE LAW
Any arguments that in a discussion give rise to a fellatio is to be considered a good argument, regardless of the aristotelic truth of the same.
- ZENONE PHILOSOPHY
The fellatio will never reach perfection.
- CONSIDERATION OF EPICURO
If the pleasure is great doesn’t last long, if it sucks last forever.
- SCHILLER'S MISUNDERSANDING
When you are about to cum, she stops and asks you to have sex.
...Soon I'll include cunnilingus.
