I love coming home and seeing all the weird things that my wife buys for the house. Take for example the items in this pic. I woke up this morning and go to shower....but not before I see the lovely new additions to my bathroom shelf. Ya know that every house needs an “I POOPED TODAY” bell next to our fancy new “WHO GIVES A CRAP” Premium toilet paper. In all fairness...the toilet paper is amazing...just sayin...