Pretty straightforward list here. I will try to do the top 5, or 10 things I like as I hang around longer and feel more comfortable in a few weeks or so. Add yours to the comments!
Starting at the bottom
Number 5
Porn
Yeah, yeah I get it, all you guys think "why not, I like it", but in reality it's not what this platform should be smothered with. While I understand it's a "free-for-all" platform, just wish it wasn't here. If you want to capture art, that's different, but flat out Porn is bleh.
Number 4
Hey, I'll follow you if you follow me, ok? Follow me, over here, over there, ditto, I'll follow you and upvote, upvote me, K?
No explanation really needed. Follow if you want, don't ask or beg for it.
Number 3
Donate to my charity.
This is the best deal you will ever find, go to this website and order now, give now, you will be saving X from Y. RIIIIIIIGHT.
Number 2
Repeating random news from the day/week.
I've got an app for that, the news on TV, random every other social site, news on TV, cell phone notifications, word of mouth, news on TV, Bing, TV, etc.
ANNNNNND #1!
Bots (just like in most computer games, you think you want them involved, but once you get them you really hate them and they aren't as good as you had hoped for). You love them when they vote you up, and hate them when they auto vote you down.
Hope this helped you, caused you to chuckle, or even to think.
Who am I?
BORIS!