Tourist asks an AussieDownUndies next to the Local Water Hole , about the Location . . .
T says " Hey are their Sharks in this here water ? ",
A says " G'day , nope no sharks in this here water hole ",
( Tourist jumps into the water hole ) . . .
Aussie CaLLs out ...
" There USED to be Sharks, but the crocodiles cleaned them out !!! "
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The Land Down Under is home to just about every serious dangerous
animal or whatever KNOWN to Human - kind , most Aussies are
not even allowed to carry a pocket knife ;
Aussie's have to tough simply to survive ! ! !
http://www.upi.com/.../Australian-teen.../1241487948941/
http://www.thebrofessional.net/things-australia-need.../...
WeLcome to the Land of Oz ; the Lucky Country :)
/ Hugz ;)
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