Dear minions,
I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads are even better.
Most of us don't wake up in the morning and think, "Hey it would be great to eat someone right now". Sharks do.
They are really good at it too... But imagine what they could get done in the morning if they had laser beams to go with those great big giant teeth. It wouldn't be safe to hide from them on boats. They could just melt and eat the boat.
Coast guards would need giant reflector mirrors...
Which is why I think it would be great to start a giant reflector mirror business.
I don't see the same potential for alligators, they spend too much time sun bathing.