"happy to clog the arteries of the parking lot lanes with foot traffic and casual conversations with others" This was such a true and good line!

Also, I made an audible "OH NOOOO!" When reaching the climax that you had forgotten your wallet! I have done this before at a Taco Bell. It was very humbling to wait behind 4 cars with no path to escape for 15 minutes before getting to the window to say I have no money!

You should try the new online order pickup feature from your phone, It's great to have someone load your groceries and you don't even have to put on your pants!