Those are for your daily smile, i hope you will enjoy it. Don't worry it is short and funny to read.
God Making Pandas
- GOD: cow bears
- ANGEL: what
- GOD: did i f**cken shutter
- ANGEL:
- God: take it a cow and make it a bear
There, My First Animal
- GOD: there, my first animal :9
- SNAKE: you are not done right? How am i supposed to move?
- GOD: like this shimmies
- SNAKE:
- God: just kinda shimmies
- SNAKE: dude
God Making Bats
- GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
- ANGEL: um
- GOD:
- ANGEL: god?
- God: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
God Creating Mosquitoes
- GOD: ' I wonder how i could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces'
God Creating Spiders
- GOD: make it have 8 legs
- ANGEL: seems excessive but ok
- GOD: and 8 eyes
- ANGEL: you need to calm down a li-
- God: give it a butt rope
- GOD: okey tiny animals you are ready to be in the world!!!
- ants: yipe!!! yay!!!
- GOD : okay lets make the anteater now
- the what
God Creating Bees
- GOD: put a needle on its butt
ANGEL: come on God, wha- - GOD: Make its puke delicious
- ANGEL:WTF
God Creating Alligator
- GOD: see that log?
- ANGEL: yeah?
- GOD: fill it with teeth
- ANGEL: say again?
- God: fill it!
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God Creating Dogs
- GOD : oh these turned out great. ım going to want all of these back at some point
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