Alcohol and I do not mix also. I'm old. Apparently I've been old my entire life. Congrats, you are old now too. It really is a congratuations, because I sure as hell don't want to be a 20-year-old again. I just recently (at 37) started noticing some fine lines at the edges of my eyes. I thought people were closer to 50 before lines started setting in. Now I stare at everyone's skin and evaluate it. Apparently most of us around 40 do start to get something. And then you see the random 60-year-old with amazing skin. That will not be me. I'm going full crone by 65 I'm quite confident. You should too, whatever the male version of crone is. Crones have faces that are pieces of art. I'm talking wind-blown distant Mongolian mountain tribe wise woman (or man) heavy wrinkled face. It's going to be great.

Speaking of faces of art - you've got there forehead split-tail merman with a case of the creepy-crawlies in the bags under his eyes and the angry gnome faces in his cheekbones. That was my initial diagnosis - the guy needs a really heavy anti-creepy night creme to smooth that all out. But, I think really there is a strong ocean theme. I see a sea dragon on the edges of each cheek, blowing bubbles up toward the merman's domain. Some sea birds pointing their long beaks into the temples; and then there are the voluptuous mermaids in the bags kissing the backs of the dragons. Its kind of The Little Mermaid, only the adult version.