This is Chucky. He's a Good Guy doll. He likes hugs and killing people.
I’ve seen a few posts here on Steemit considering the idea that it might (just might) be normal to be just a little bit (only a little bit, mind you) selfish and self-serving. These posts all follow the same logic, all of them in the end finding it a disappointing, yet undeniably true fact of human nature.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? If you’re the author of one of these posts, what the fuck is wrong with you? Being selfish and self-serving is nothing to be ashamed of. It doesn’t automatically mean that you’re dishonest and conniving, it means you’re self-aware and at the very least not lying to yourself. Welcome to the human race, kiddo, where the people who proclaim their goodness the loudest are the ones that you can guarantee will lie to you, stab you in the back with a smile, and then believe that they’re the victim!
Good guys are the scum of the Earth.
I think women more than men understand this through their everyday experience: every woman knows that a smile often conceals a switch blade and that a self-proclaimed nice guy is never anything of the sort. I don’t mean to say that every smile is dangerous or that there aren’t really nice guys out there, but girls really have to look out for themselves. If there’s any true gender gap in my culture, this is it.
Alas, I digress... Where was I? Oh yeah...
Good guys are the scum of the Earth.
Not being a good guy is something to be proud of. Good guys are people too weak to say what’s on their mind and then complain that no one listens to them! Good guys crave acceptance to the point of groveling at the level of a doormat only to grow bitter because people wipe their feet on them! Oh what a shitty world we live in! If only the world would change to serve them because being honest with themselves and other people is just too much to ask! Instead, the way to happiness is through manipulation of any kind that works at any cost to anyone. And let me tell ya, anything’s easy to justify for someone’s who’s been so “wronged”.
Did I say they were the scum of the Earth?
If you’re not a good guy, then that’s a good thing. Smile and pat yourself on the back.