Funny things about life...
My dog acts like I'm going to drown her every time I give her a bath. I'm not that clumsy.
My landlord expects me to tell her the names of neighbors here and give her their contact information, even though she lives in another state and hasn't lived here in decades. I'm not that crazy or corrupt (like you), lady.
My younger sister will get up from a 3 hour conversation about how important it is to focus on one career and only take jobs that have something to do with that industry (concluding that her interest is the fashion industry there in NYC where she lives) by saying, "I've got to go; they're hiring at the post office."
Here in New Mexico, if a contractor sets foot on your land before you get a bank loan to finance building on it, you will never be able to get a bank loan to finance building on it. Explains why so many guys offered to take me out to the land and walk it with me to discuss possible building plans. Gives them first right of lien automatically!
A company that uses sweatshop labor to make its product gets adopted as the darling of people against human oppression by hiring a millionaire known for standing against oppression to represent their brand. Nothing to see here, folks; move along.
I could go on and on like this. This is a crazy world.
Thankfully I find it amusing.
Has anything about life been surprising and amusing you lately?