For couples who have kids, sneaking in a “quickie” can often be damn near impossible, so as all of you who have little ones will know, you grab the opportunities with both hands hahaha!
It is inevitable that 99% of us will get “busted” by our kids at least once - and we had our turn a few years ago! Having to “think on your feet” would be the understatement of the year, and I didn’t do a good job at all! Haha!
In fact, my excuse for what my 4 year old had semi-witnessed a few years ago in the light of dawn, whilst rubbing the sleep from his eyes, was so utterly pathetic, I cannot help but laugh at it!
“Mommy, why was D pushing on you?”
“He had a sore leg my baby and I was trying to make the pain go away”.
“But then why were you going ooh aah mommy?”
“Because my muscles aren’t big like yours my baby and I wasn’t strong enough to rub the knot out of D’s leg…. Here look baby… your cartoons are on”
“Mommy, please can I have my cereal now”
Not a particularly good save – but I think I might just have scraped through with an “E” haha! – Although I have some serious fears that the incident will soon be publicly announced to his teachers or friends from school at some point in the near future. Lol!
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