The thing is though I have been here for a few years now, you know, I feel it's time I moved up a bit.

Man, those entitled pricks are really missing the point. They think they could just coast by while other people put in the work. There's a reason why he hasn't moved up even if he's been there for a few fucking years now.

You really are a magnet for these special kind of dolts, aren't you bro-hammer? You know what they say about magnets and opposites. Makes me think about why I'm not a magnet for these basturts. What does that say about me :/

At least you walked away with free coffee haha!