Why wont the little old lady just act like a little old lady and stay in her hospital bed.
They just don't get it. Staying in bed all day, day after day is BAD for little old ladies.
Well now they have went and done it. Medication through IV, that has to be plugged in. It requires electricity. What happened to the old fashioned kind that you could drag around with you. Well now, how much medication can they possibly line up to hang on this thing.
There is a free french vanilla cappuccino machine in the surgical waiting room; it comes in small cups only so several trips a day are needed. I am certain there are other hidden gems hidden around this hospital as well.
I don't think their trick is going to work, but I do appreciate that they are getting creative. It can be pretty boring stuck in hospital. A friendly game of cat and mouse brings just a little bit of pleasure to my day.
Can I go home now?
Touching base with my followers- they still have me locked away.
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