Zulu
In class
Teacher: zulu,why are you down today?
Zulu:because mum is in hospital and dad is at the police station..
Teacher: sorry dear, do you want to go home?
Zulu: yess!
Zulu, goes home and teacher asks the remaining pupils
Teacher:why is zulu's father at the police station and the mother in hospital?
Pupils:because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse
Teacher: stupid child! call him back!!!