- The owner of the ball decides who plays.
- The fattest one is always the goalkeeper.
- The best players are selected first.
- Penalties are only awarded if injured player swears a lot
- You could change goalkeeper in case of penalty.
- The match only ends when everyone is tired.
- School bags and shoes made nice goal posts.
- If you are picked last, you have no hope in life.
- No referee.
- No shoes on, otherwise you owed your parents a big explanation for a spoilt shoe.
- No matter how many you are winning by the winner is always determined by "next foal wins."
- If nobody has a football, then Banana fibers or dairy polythene bags could be used to create one.
- Never annoy the ball owner, otherwise it is game over.