This is about all the levity you can expect from this article. Sorry! Soak it in. It only gets rougher from here on out. Reality bites.
Islam is a garbage religion. If you subscribe to it, there's a good chance you are a garbage person. I'm sorry to have to be so blunt about it, but the numbers are in, and those numbers are terrifying.
We'll come back to this, but I want to cut-off the mindless SJWs before they rant in the comments. I bet I wouldn't have to do this if I was bashing Christians. It'd be cool to just make fun of bible-thumping or whatever, because that doesn't get you called racist.
Islam expressly encourages literally endless war for religious conquest (please hold your "Whataboutisms" until the end) and the violent conversion or execution of all non-faithful. It terribly restricts the freedom and thoughts of all adherents. It applies savage and overbearing punishments with no intention of rehabilitation. It is responsible for most of the worst regimes (poorest, most oppressive) on this planet, and almost all of the (non-directly state-sanctioned) terrorism. Frankly, you'd have to be on the lower end of average intelligence to actually believe any of the ridiculous theology. (I wouldn't recommend the Koran if you're not a fan of stories about Muslim Warlord-Prophets raping nine-year old girls for fun...just sayin'.)
That's a rather hefty price to pay for the benefits Islam brings of....er...um...
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I guess fans of spectating capital punishment might see advantages to this faith.
Other than the imams and state leaders at the top of trashy desert countries with citizens' quality of life in the toilet, a few terrorist leaders, and some foreign-based proselytizers, literally no human beings benefit from the existence of Islam. It's a pox on history.
Perhaps most importantly, it has collectively added almost nothing to the whole of humanity other than suffering for almost 1000 years. Although, Islam is rather good at subtracting from humanity. According to Abd'l Latif of Baghdad, (1162–1231) the library of Alexandria "was destroyed by Amr, by the order of the Caliph Omar." So much for the greatest repository of human knowledge prior to the internet. Wouldn't want the plebs to have science, they might not believe magical stories about child rapist-leaders if they have education.
It is possible this is apocryphal. I was really drunk that night.
Hell, Islam is far worse than even something like Scientology, a bona-fide cult/scam, simply on the basis of Islam's vastly larger reach of pain and oppression. I haven't heard of Scientology bombing any Ariana Grande concerts recently.
If you disagree, you are a reality denying garbage person, hopelessly brainwashed into political correctness, or an agent provocateur hired by the opposition. If you think this is racist, you are a stupid person who thinks race = religion. This is a culture problem. ("Goat fucking" as a Google search term trend is always at its worldwide peak in the Middle East. At least we just have Kardashians.)
None of these FACTS seem to be stopping the British "deep state/government" from putting in bulk orders for Hijabs and trying to force their women into black sacks as quickly as possible.
In 2017 alone, Islamist charities (many confirmed fronts for actual terrorist organizations, like the Muslim Brotherhood) were funded at least 6 million pounds of taxpayer funds to directly work against the society hosting them. These numbers were revealed in an a study by the Henry Jackson society, and are more illustrative than comprehensive - the problem is suspected of being far more widespread.
Certainly not a systemic problem with the ideology...
The bottom line is that huge amounts of taxpayer funds are going directly to funding the conquering of those same taxpayers by outside forces who have explicitly stated they wish to destroy their entire way of life.
At St. Stephen's primary school in London, several teachers and administrators were fired and referred to as "Hitler" for maintaining a ban on the Hijab for girls under 8, despite Islam not even requiring it before puberty. We've gotten to the point where the OPPRESSORS are calling the OPPRESSED "Hitler."
Rest assured other schools will be reticent to take a stand now that they expect to be fired over implementing common sense.
Scotland Yard is wasting their time (and citizen's money) going around town to Mosques to try and get "unreported hate crimes against Muslims" reported. Even the concept of hate crimes is juvenile and internally inconsistent, and only a brainless idiot would vote for or implement them....let alone go around town asking for more.
How about we finish with some stats that justify my brutally blunt opening paragraphs?
I'm a reasonable person and certainly not a hater of any sect of humanity. I attack the ideology or the organization, not the individual, who is always capable of changing their mind and coming to the light.
However, the statistics on Muslim "integration" in the UK are so horrifying that the true haters are anyone not calling out the truth for everyone to hear because they are afraid of some PC bullshit.
I think I've spotted the problem. You're importing Visigoths savages backwards people incompatible with your culture.
Which one of you politically correct losers wants to defend a 27% increase in homicides IN THE PAST YEAR ALONE? Maybe you'd prefer to take a crack at the 31% increase in knife crimes? The 20% increase in rapes?
Or perhaps we should talk about the 80% RATE OF CHILD SEX ABUSE OFFENDERS BEING PAKISTANI? Come on, are there any Social Justice Warriors out there who want to take on a challenge?
I'll toss you some red meat - maybe we can't blame them because it's not their fault! After all, "Nearly 70% of Pakistanis are the product of inbreeding in Islam, mostly due to the Muslim tradition of marrying cousins via choice or arrangement. BBC also released a study, revealing that approximately 55% of Pakistani immigrants in Britain were married to a first cousin and that Pakistani-British were “at least 13 times likely to than the general population to have children with recessive genetic disorders.”"
BBC, that might be a tougher source to discredit.
A 27% increase in homicides means the UK is already practically at the threshold of Mad Max.
Are you eager to import Islam into your country?
Perhaps more to the point, are you ready to get rid of it yet?
Sources: Google, London Mayor's Office For Crime, UK Crime Statistics, BBC, The Independent, Statista, Wikipedia, Henry Jackson Society, ZH, Gatestone Institute, @Squawker.Org, DailyHaha
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