Hey Steem! I'm back from my vacation, and I wanted to take some time to show you my houses! I like to live a nomadic lifestyle (as much as a spoiled Kitty can), so I have houses all over the Loft. One day, I'd love to be on House Hunters or even have my own show on HGTV! You'd watch it, wouldn't you?
The Brooklyn Studio:
Located in the trendy, up-and-coming neighborhood of Down Under Daddy's Desk (DUMDE), my humble studio is in the heart of all the action. Who needs space in your apartment when there's things to do, people to see, and poofballs to catch?! Even with it's no frills, I love my studio.
The artsy exterior is done by a Swedish firm (they also furnish a lot of the Loft), and Mommy made the custom window dressings. I get great reception because I'm right next to the magic internet box, AND I have my own (very small) private backyard. This studio is a great crash pad when I'm in NYC for business or after a long night on the town.
The Hamptons Cottage:
Everyone needs a place to get away from it all! For me, it's my out of the city cottage. Isolated, quiet, and with tons of sunlight to bask in. This house features heart shaped windows, and an amazing scratch pad floor.
In this house, I also have a large art print from an artist in Long Island City called "The Blossom". I think the artist is on the brink of a big break! While I'm at my cottage, I like to nap, take walks through the surrounding nature, and just reflect.
The West Coast Condo:
There comes a time where the fun has to end and shit needs to get done. That's when I go to my west coast condo. It features split-level modernist design with plenty of space for me to host dev sprints, hackathons, or meetups. With its immense height, it also has beautiful views of the valley below.
This is where I come to get my hustle on. I think the odd floor plan keeps me on my toes and makes me think outside the box. Of course, every hustler needs to sleep every once and a while, so I like that it has a cozy master suite centrally located to the house. I can rest, but still keep an eye on things.
The Beach Getaway:
Located on a remote island far from any of the other houses, my beach getaway is the perfect place for isolation and introspection. Nothing more simple than some sun and a hammock! My getaway has room for one and a nice deck for me to lounge on. Plus, a poofball to bat around if I need some mental stimulation. This island is for Little Kitty and Little Kitty Only
The Bug Out Bunker:
What, you thought I had 4 houses and wasn't prepping?! Stockpiled with everything my sister, RSK, and I need to live for several years (Yes, I prepped for her even though she hates me) this is the ultimate secret bunker. It would be dumb to show you all my supplies or where my bunker was (you might come try to take it!), but just know, we're prepped for anything with food, water, entertainment, and of course, claw sharpeners.