Yesterday I was walking in the park with my dog and my 4 years old kid on his bike.
A lady comes to us, bends over to my kid and tells him jokingly:
"You gotta go fast! fast! on your bike so that your grandpa has to run after you ! " .
Today I shaved closely, I'm going to get my hair cut ... and I'm buying some hair dye !
I'm only 37 ...
Life's a bitch !