I've had a bit of writer's block as of late as I've not wanted to just copy content from my other blog.

Yeah, it was a long day that just kept getting worse and by the end of it I just had to laugh and make a post about it. There is no song coming out, I was being sarcastic in the sense that (at least here in the states in the midwest) when a bunch of bad things happen to you at once, the joke is that you have enough content to make a country song out of it. :-P