When Trump first rode down the elevator to announce his bid for POTUS by denigrating Mexicans as thieves and rapists, I knew that should he ever be voted in, things in this country would get bad.
But I honestly never imagined that things would get so silly, clownish and pureile. I thought he might start a third world war, but I couldn't believe that he would bring his infantile mentality to such a constant part of his daily routine. Nor did I think that so many Americans would go along with him.
But, here we are.
In this Twit from the Twat in Chief, Derp Furor claims to have "negotiated" a deal for low black unemployment. Really? With whom did you negotiate this deal, Mr. Trump? Do you believe, or expect us to believe that there is some organization out there that can be dealt with, negotiated with, bargained with that can, at the stroke of a pen, enhance or diminish the employment status of an entire segment of society? Only an idiot would say something like this and only a moron would believe it.
What's next? Are you going to threaten to make it rain hellfire and brimstone, cause the oceans to boil, the mountains to fall and the Earth to shake? Or will you just stomp around the White House in your tighty whities as normal, Twitting out threats with your tiny, Chetto stained baby hands and your un-coiffed comb over dangling over your pasty, bloated and saggy whalish body?
I think we all know the answer to that.
But wait, there's more! Then you complain that you aren't getting enough "credit" for your supreme negotiation performance and that if you don't start getting the proper "support" from blacks, and specifically Omarosa, your deal will go away.
What you are really saying is that you want blacks to show the proper deference and ass kissing prostration before your glorious Orangeness for you doing what you are supposed to do in the first place, help the American people. Then, like a common extortionist, black mailing thug, you threaten to take away something that you have no power to take away... mainly because it is something beyond your control. Nevertheless, the threat alone is sophomoric, moronic and probably criminal.
It must be awful for both you and your supporters to have such fear of your own incompetence that you have to rely on such thuggish threats and behavior to coerce the respect you crave. Like a rapist who craves love and respect, you can't get anything you want through normal human interaction. You have to try to get it through threats, violence and intimidation. You think, in your twisted sense of machismo and stunted masculinity, that you are being strong and powerful. But in reality, you are only proving that you are a pathetic weakling, unworthy of respect or admiration.
The hilarious thing is that your strategy never works, even when you think you are getting results. In the end, you'll always feel unsatisfied and unfulfilled because you know, as your supporters know, it's not real. You are an incompetent, no talent hack who will never have true love or respect from anyone, just the feigned deference from sycophants who will use you as you use them. Just like Omarosa is twisting you in the wind right now.
Everyday is a new experience in how petty, stoooopid and repugnant the current POTUS is, even though he is certainly an illegitimate one. Even so, he pales in comparison to the quantity and quality of his scum sucking supporters. It is frightening and disheartening to realize that Trump did not make the Trumpanzees, he just gave them permission to crawl out from the cracks and crags they've been hiding in. They've been with us since the beginning, just waiting for a leader that could stoop to their level.
And they found their leader in Trump. The good news is that as soon as Trump is taken down, they'll scurry back to the dark, dank places they came from originally. But now at least, we know who, what and where they are. We can soon take steps to eradicate their disease in a more permanent way.
Gawed bless Murika.