I am Jake's dad. I hereby publicly apologize for allowing his (Jewish) mom to have a mohel come in and remove his foreskin. If it makes anybody feel any better mine was cut as well, back in 1964. I'm not Jewish, so there was no party associated with my circumcision, just a doctor and nurse or two at the old Ballard Community Hospital (Now Swedish Ballard) in Seattle.

Anyway, I was wrong. There, son, can we move on now? Making Mom and I feel bad may be a NAP violation . . . .