At least I really enjoyed your story. When I went for once in my life play golf, after multiple superman manly swing attempts, I never even touched the ball. Instead, I ended up with multiple body aches for multiple days. Same story with muschrooms. Always ended up with empty basket, everyone else's was full, never surprised me. Aaaand there is another one I can be really proud of. When I go fishing "fish", I catch turtles instead of course. Any advise how to hit any golf ball, or find any mushrooms, or catch fish instead of turtles? But I'm very good at other things, just as good as your stories I really enjoy.
RE: Apparently this is about Golfing on Mushrooms?