Just born, receives slap on butts.
Injections and vaccinations.
Rubs shit on body, stinks.
Sleeps between parents, ruins their sex life.
Thrown into pre-nursery school at the age of 2 years.
School interviews, admission.
Has to carry the load of a bag like a donkey.
Exams, insults, exams, suspension, exam, PTM, tuitions, sports, exams, report cards, warnings, exams, finds true love of life.
Schooling over, lover finds someone else in new college.
College life, fun, friendships, fests, movies, night outs.
No placement, depression, insults, family pressure.
Placed finally in an average company at an average profile. Takes parents on a pilgrimage.
Purchases Hero Honda Passion, aims for Royal Enfield.
Makes a girlfriend at office.
Transportation cost 5,000 INR , salary 15,000 INR.
Gets a Black Berry, happy but regrets later.
Gets an HP Laptop, happy but regrets later.
Working hours, all except night 2 to 5.
Sends roses by WhatsApp on Valentines day.
Dates at chaat papdi stalls.
Drinks Officer's Choice whisky.
Girlfriend marries a rich guy.
Distributes her wedding cards and carries her Doli.
Looks for bride for an arrange marriage set up.
Rejects a girl.
Girl 2 rejects him.
Girl 3 rejects him.
Girl 4 rejects him.
Goes back to girl 1, apologises, requests her, makes fake promises, she accepts proposal.
Marriage day, fells from the horse in front of inlaws.
Relatives criticise the food at marriage.
Finally the “night” cums but he doesen't.
Goes to a pilgrimage on honeymoon.
Some how manages a “good news" after repeated trials.
Can’t feed two but waits eagerly for the third.
Wife throws pregnancy tantrums, wants “saffron Jalebi" “foot massage” “get’s easily irritated"
Child is born, brings good luck to the world! promotion in job, finally buys a Royal Enfield.
Buys condoms for the first time, father arrives from nowhere in the same medical shop.
“Bhaiya ye nai Digene maangi thi maine to" Father consoles him and gifts him the packet himself.
Wife doesn't work but orders him to share kid's repsonsibility.
Sleeps at 3 am after cleaning shit, condoms expire without usage.
Child goes to an average school, current income 25,000, school fees 6000 per month.
Expenses rise stops savings for old age.
White hairs start popping out of head, loses hair on scalp.
Child goes to college.
God gifts Diabetes and Hypertension.
Popps pills after every meal.
Finally buys an Alto car on repeated requests by wife and kid. A day of happiness.
Fuel expenses rise to 20% of total income.
Gets the kid married spending every coin saved all throughout life.
Kid insults him for not giving a good standard of life.
Still works hard to feed stomach and survive with basic essentials.
Finds a job after retirement as savings are zero.
Kid visits with family on every festival and takes back “shagan” from him.
Wife does all the household chores at the age of retirement, get’s sad looking at her plight.
Finally saves basic essentials and leaves job at the age of 75.
Television & medicines become life.
Diseases become friend.
Wishes god for a new life “not as a human"
Struggle comes to an end one day, dead face carries a smile of freedom.
Respect them because average people live their life mostly for others!