Maybe you've already signed up. Maybe you just asked Google the question above.
Allow me to introduce myself and shed some light on my personal experience with using Steemit.
Good day to you, the reader of this.
My name is Damien. Around here, I'm known as @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.
It's nice to finally meet you!
I'm going to start out by making something crystal clear to anyone who might ever read this.
I am here, representing only myself. Steemit Inc. did not put me up to this. This is not some sort of lame-ass online bullshit testimonial, nor is it meant to be an advertisement of any kind.
So
Does Steemit Really Work?
Unfortunately...
If you found this document by using Google or a similar search engine, you're probably not going to believe me.
There's no point in mentioning how I've been able to earn over $50000.00 by posting my art and writing skills here on Steemit.
Now that I've said $50000.00, if you didn't believe me before, there's no way you'll believe me now.
I don't even know why I waste my time on you people.
Proof
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
I already know what you're thinking.
That's not proof! It's just a random picture you made with doctored numbers meant to reflect what was said previously, then placed in just the right locations to make it appear as if a professional was here. Anyone can do that! Even my crackhead brother's alcoholic wife!
I don't care if you don't believe me! There are thousands of people here who have earned money by publishing their own work here on Steemit! They're everywhere! Take your damn blinders off!
It's December 24, 2017! If you come here in ten years and see my account value sitting at $0.00, that's your fault! You stress me out! How am I supposed to stop myself from spending that money on hookers and blow after all this shit you've put me through!
Why did I even wake up today!
17000 Steempower, that's why!
I woke up today to come here and say I've reached my goal of earning 17000 Steempower before the year 2018.
If you googled this, and you read this far, and you don't know what Steempower is.... Google it! Why do you have to leave it up to me to explain everything around here!
F Word!
Don't make me say it on Christmas Eve! My blood is boiling! Do I come to your house on Christmas Eve and poop on your floor!
I don't remember asking for your attitude problems for Christmas either!
Dear Santa,
Hi, no time to talk. I need:
- 7 screws for that end table you gave me last year(make sure you actually count this time)
- pack of smokes
- lighters(not the cheap kind again)
- socks that don't end up smelling like shit(do you wipe your ass with them before you give them to me?)
- case of beer(24 pack, not 12)
- Super Nintendo controller
- Japanese sex doll(female this time, asshole)
- 17000 Steempower
- New bucket and mop
- another illustrated book about birds
- that little truck I lost when I was six years old
- pancake mix
- 3 pack of small propane canisters
- 2 butter knives
- weed(not dandelions)
- something that will kill all of these dandelions
- 1 used cat
- winter tires
- gitch
- staples
- stapler
- a few of those microwaveable meals they serve in jail(not the turkey one!)
- actual talent
- strawberry jam, peanut butter, bread(I'd like to try my hand at cooking)
- a Jump to Conclusions Mat
- world peace
Nope! Don't see any attitude problems there!
Conclusion!
Thank you, everyone. Yes, Steemit truly does work. Pardon me if I get a bit sappy here. This, you folks, everything, all of it. I'm forever grateful. I mean it. This has changed my life. I know, you've heard it all before, and you don't believe me. It's okay. I realize we're all surrounded by money, which in turn can create so much negativity. So many takers. So much greed. We all knew it would happen.
I worked hard for what I've earned here. I came with nothing. A lone wolf. The outsider artist who only wanted to stand out.
All of this time and effort was totally worth it. Best thing I ever did in my life.
I need things. We all need things. Things cost money. I'm sitting here looking at that amount of money in my account, thinking about all of the things I could buy with that. My labor, my blood, sweat and tears. It all sits there because right now, the only thing I really want is the ability to give and help in return.
I must be fucking crazy.
Merry Christmas.
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