Good afternoon or whatever.  Feeling frisky? Today I'll teach you how to prepare a banana.

Do you like bananas?

^{I love bananas.}

And now, I'll teach you how to love bananas!

Some people on this planet are sick of the same old shit day after day; I'm one of them.

I'm bored of crackers.  It's been like that for a long time now.  I've been yearning for something more exotic for many months and I think I finally found a way to please my innermost desirable beast.

I tried different things with watermelon.

^{I tried to be creative with pears.}

I see some of these pictures on the internet of what people do with their fruits and snacks and wonder; why can't I do that?

They make it look so easy.  I follow the directions, check with other sources and gather second, sometimes third opinions.  I mix ideas together, but nothing I do ever feels right.  Something is missing.

Enter, The Banana

^{Best thing that ever happened to me!}

Most people think there's only one way to enjoy their banana.

The traditional approach of pulling back the peel and of course inserting the fruit into the mouth is good for some, I guess.  That method doesn't really get me excited though.  I know a better way.

Sometimes great ideas simply fall into the mind from above after things go wrong.  Quick thinking.  Ingenuity.  Improvisation.  That's how all good ideas get their start.

So I was down to my last banana after experimenting all day.  My last chance.

Then

^{tragedy struck.}

I tried to rip open the peel but this banana wrapper was defective.  The tip bent then became soggy and flexible.  The more I pulled, the worse it got.  There was no way inside this banana, I thought, until I noticed a knife sitting on the counter.

That knife changed my life, forever.

The best way to prepare a banana:

1. Cut one of the ends off with a knife.
2. With a spoon, hollow out the inside, keep the peel intact.
3. Place the scoops of fruit into a bowl, save for later.

Now you're ready to fuck your banana.  Gently insert your penis into the hollowed out banana and slide it back and forth until climax.

Cleanup is a breeze and good for the environment at the same time.

Conclusion

^Gotcha!

Have a nice day.

_{Disclaimer: I am not a fucking banana expert.  This is not fucking banana advice.  Fuck bananas at your own risk.}

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